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Monday, November 11, 2013

Mary Daheim in the hotseat!


My guest today is author Mary Daheim!




Seattle native Mary Richardson Daheim has been fascinated by story-telling since early childhood. She first listened, then read, and finally began to write her own fiction when she was ten. A journalism major at the University of Washington, she was the first female editor of The Daily where she attracted national attention with her editorial stance against bigotry. 

         

          After getting her B.A., she worked in newspapers and public relations, but in her spare time she tried her hand at novels. In 1983, Daheim’s first historical romance was published, followed by a half-dozen more before she switched genres to her original fictional love, mysteries.  Just Desserts and Fowl Prey, the first two books in the Bed-and-Breakfast series were released in 1991. The twenty-eighth, Gone With The Win, was released July 9, 2013. In 1992, the Emma Lord series made its debut with The Alpine Advocate. The twenty-fourth, The Alpine Xanadu, was released in January 2013. One of her historical romances, Reunion, was re-released February 1. She has also written several short stories for mystery anthologies and magazines.




          The author’s husband, professor emeritus and playwright David Daheim, died February 2, 2010 after more than 44 years of marriage.  She continues to live in their Seattle home and has three daughters and two granddaughters who live within shouting distance. She has been an Agatha Award nominee, winner of the 2000 Pacific Northwest Writers Association Achievement Award, and was inducted into the University of Washington School of Communications Hall of Fame in 2008. Her mysteries regularly make the USA Today bestseller list and the New York Times top thirty.




R:  Welcome, Mary! Tell us a bit about yourself and how you became interested in writing.


I’m a native of Seattle and have lived here almost all of my life. I graduated with a degree in communications (journalism) from the University of Washington and went to work on a small daily before spending the rest of my pre-publishing career in PR (with another daily newspaper stint after my husband, Dave, and I got married and moved out of town in December 1965). I was published first in historical romance—not intentionally. I’d written a historical novel, but didn’t know back in 1980 that they were no longer popular, so upon the advice of my agent, I reworked the first novel to fit the genre. One of the early books was re-released in February, a Civil War historical romance titled Reunion.


R: What writers in your genre would you say have made the greatest influence on your writing?


Agatha Christie for her incomparable plotting. Ross MacDonald for his masterful writing.


R:  Tell us about the two series you write – what was the inspiration for each of them?


The B&B series arose from my desire to get out of the historical romance genre—not a good fit for me. I’d always wanted to try mysteries. I’d been offering an auction item to raise funds for the parochial school our three daughters attended. It was a dinner and overnight mystery for four couples at a local B&B. I spent a month every year creating the event and decided to turn one of the plots into what became Just Desserts. I’d suggested switching genres earlier, but my then agent (the late Donald MacCampbell) told me mysteries didn’t sell as well as romance.  True, of course, so I had to go around his back, sending the 85 pages I’d written to the regional Avon Books rep in the hope she could show them to an editor at their annual marketing conference. Two weeks later I was offered a 3-book contract. I chose my cousin, Judy, as the model for the protagonist. I was her sidekick, Cousin Renie. Middle name is Rene (rhymes with mean), full given name is Mary Rene.


Some months later, I heard via the grapevine that Joe Blades, an editor I’d worked with early in my career, was now at Random House/Ballantine and wished he’d had a chance to publish the series. I called to ask if he was serious—he was. Having finished the 7th book and last book in the current contract for the historical romances, I jumped at the chance and came up with the idea of reviving the old logging town of Alpine. My parents, grandparents, and other relatives had lived and worked in the small, isolated community from 1916-1928. There was no road into the town—you could only get in and out by train or climbing the rocky face of Tonga Ridge. When the mill was closed in 1929, Alpine was evacuated and the left to be reclaimed by Mother Nature. All my life I’d heard such wonderful, happy tales about the town that I didn’t want it to be completely forgotten, so I moved Alpine to contemporary times and created Emma Lord, a single mother who had inherited just enough money to buy the newspaper and a used Jaguar. I never dreamed that years later two men, Pat Burns and Tim Raetzloff, would become so intrigued by the town after reading the books that they went searching for the site—and found it. There was now a road—a very rugged one—and out of that first trip, an organization has been founded called the Alpine Advocates (coincidentally, the name of Emma’s newspaper). The group is working to not only salvage the remains of the town, but to create a historic marker trail that will be linked with the existing Iron Goat and Deception Falls Trails. I made my first trip into Alpine this summer. It was an amazing experience, almost as if I’d already been there.


R:  Do you have an “how I got my agent” story you’d like to share?  How did you feel when you got the call your first novel had sold?


I hate to answer this question for two reasons: I never do things the way normal people do. I read the procedure for soliciting an agent in Author’s Guide/Author’s Market. It went on and on about sending in a SASE ms. and how you might have to wait at least 6 months before hearing back and…etc. I picked up the phone and Donald’s assistant (and now my agent) Maureen Moran answered. I told her what I wanted them to look at and she was so startled that she said, “Yes. Send it.” We still laugh about that. After making the revisions to suit the then current market, Donald called around 7:15 our time out here on the coast. I was asleep—never ever been a morning person—but my husband, Dave, was up and answered the phone. He woke up and I staggered downstairs. Donald said he’d sold what would become Love’s Pirate to Avon Books. I mumbled something like, “That’s good, thanks.” Donald said--in surprise--“Aren’t you excited?” I replied, “No. I’m not awake. I’ll get excited when I’m conscious and call you back around 10:30.” And so I did--and I WAS excited.


R: What’s a must have for you when you are writing? What aids the creative process?

 Pepsi. The real thing.


R: What are you working on at the moment / next?

I’m currently working on the new B&B, Clam Wake, which is set on Whoopee Island. I change local place names in the B&Bs. When I started writing mysteries in 1990, there were already several authors using Seattle as a setting. I wondered if that many people around the country cared about Seattle or could find it on a map. Given that the books are somewhat whimsical, I decided to make up place and local store names. Turns out it was just as well—this city has changed so much since I started the series that it’d slow down the plot by taking forever to do updates in the books.

I’m also about to get the copy edit for The Alpine Yeoman. I’ve already done the line edit.

R: Where can we find out more about you and your work?

You can check out my web site at www.marydaheimauthor.com

or


or look me up on Facebook.

R: Do you have any advice for beginning writers?

 Write. Real writers (in my opinion, of course) can’t NOT write. If I go two weeks without writing, I get cranky.


R: If you weren’t a writer, what would you be doing?

Being REALLY cranky.



Just for Fun:

Night or Day?


Night.


Dog or Cat? (answer carefully)


Bunny


Beach or Pool?


River, with a mountain view 


Steak or salad?


Steak—unless it’s a shrimp or crab salad


Favorite Drink?


Pepsi—the real stuff


Favorite Book?


Brideshead Revisited


Favorite TV Series?


The Wire

 

Favorite Movie?


Casablanca 


Favorite Actor:


Alec Guinness


Favorite Actress:


Helen Mirren


Dirty Martini or Pina Colada?


Canadian on the rocks


Hawaii or Alaska?


Neither—are you kidding? No offense, but I live in Seattle


Finish this sentence:  If I could meet anyone in the world, past or present, it would be Anne Boleyn.

If I had just one wish, it would be for an end to hatred.

If I could trade places with anyone in the world, it would be ME—I like being me. I get along with me really well.



Tuesday, November 5, 2013

EJ COPPERMAN IN THE HOUSE!


Meow! My guest today is EJ Copperman, author of the national bestselling series, Haunted Guesthouse!


E.J. Copperman is a writer (I know; you’re shocked) based in New Jersey who writes the Haunted Guesthouse mystery series when not teaching about writing, writing another series with Jeff Cohen, or watching baseball on television. E.J. doesn’t care much for long walks on the beach but can always be persuaded to stroll the boardwalk for a Kohr’s frozen custard or salt water taffy.




R:  Welcome EJ! Tell us a bit about yourself and how you became interested in writing.
 I never became interested in writing; writing became interested in me. (I’m not even sure I know what that means.) I’m a freelance writer and screenwriter who fell into mystery novels by accident and has been happily wallowing in them ever since.


R: Tell us about your Haunted Guesthouse series. What inspired that?
My editor and I were discussing a “house flipper” mystery series about a woman who would buy a house, renovate it and then sell it, so there would be a different house in each book. Luckily, before the real estate market crashed and burned, the flipper became an innkeeper and suddenly there were ghosts in the house and… well, you can read the rest.


R:  Your series is set at the Jersey Shore. Is this a place near and dear to you?
I am a lifelong New Jerseyan, so going down the shore is something that’s pretty much in my DNA. I’m not a huge fan of the beach, but I love the towns that grew up around it. We’re still seeing recovery from Sandy, and the recent fire in Seaside is not going to help. (Please consider donating to http://restoretheshore.com.)


R: Tell us about the latest release, THE THRILL OF THE HAUNT.
This is the fifth novel in the Haunted Guesthouse series (but don’t worry, you can pick it up and fill in the rest later). In this one, Alison Kerby, the owner of the guesthouse and ghost landlady, is investigating two cases: the death of the “official” Harbor Haven homeless man and a wife who wants Alison to find evidence her husband is having an affair—so she can use it for leverage. Alison would prefer to just run her guesthouse. But the two cases begin to have some intersections. That’s all I’ll say.


R: I understand you are collaborating with one of my favorite authors, Jeff Cohen, on a new mystery series. Can you tell us a bit about that?
Well, we’re not sure what the billing’s going to be yet, but sometime next year Midnight Ink will publish the first of (at least) three novels about a borderline genius with Asperger’s Syndrome who sets up a storefront called Questions Answered and does just that. The first one begins with Samuel being asked by the head of a cryonics institute, “Who stole one of our heads?” Things go downhill from there.


R:  Do you have a “how I got my agent” story you’d like to share?  How did you feel when you got the call your first novel had sold?
I really don’t have any penetrating insights there. When I sold my first novel, I didn’t have an agent. Which led to me signing a very foolish contract. Get an agent.


R: What’s a must have for you when you are writing? What aids the creative process?
I definitely need a computer. I’m not one of those Luddites who insist they write whole novels on yellow legal pads (personally, I think they’re lying anyway). What aids the creative process? Money and a deadline.


R: If you had access to a time machine, which historical moment would you travel to and why?
I have no desire to live anytime but now. But if it were just for a visit, I’d head back to a time when my father was alive and drop in on him. I do miss that man.


R: What is one thing your readers would be most surprised to know about you?
There are some readers who express surprise that I am who I am, but that seems odd to me because I’ve always been me. That’s clear, right?


R: What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 
Besides agreeing to being interviewed by a cat?


R: What do you hope readers will most take away from your writing?
I just hope they have a good time. That’s the truth.

R: Are you a plotter or a pantser?
I don’t outline; I don’t file card. I start with a premise, a middle moment (a midpoint, for you screenwriters out there) and a vague idea of an ending, and that’s about it. Writing when you know everything that’s going to happen in advance seems awfully tedious to me.

R: What do you do when you’re not writing? Any hobbies or party tricks? :)
I am the dullest person on planet Earth. I like baseball (to watch). I play some guitar, when nobody’s around to hear how bad I am. That’s about it.

R: Where can we find out more about you and your work?
www.ejcopperman.com

R: Do you have any advice for beginning writers?
Get a real job. It’s a lot less frustrating and you can actually keep a roof over your head. Or marry well. That’s what I did.


Just for Fun:

Night or Day?  .Depends. What are we talking about?

Dog or Cat? (answer carefully) Dog. Deal with it.

Beach or Pool?   Actually, pool. I’m not a huge fan of sand or undertow.

Steak or salad?  Steak. Does anyone besides vegetarians say “salad”?

Favorite Drink?  Caffeine-free Diet Coke. A drink guaranteed not to have anything in it.

Favorite Book? No chance you’re getting me to answer that one.

Favorite TV Series?  Now, or ever? The Daily Show with Jon Stewart  and maybe The Man From U.N.C.L.E. or Star Trek.

Favorite Movie?  Ask me my top 25, I could tell you. One? Never.

Favorite Actor: Gene Wilder or Harpo Marx.

Favorite Actress: Couldn’t say.

Dirty Martini or Pina Colada? Caffeine-free Diet Coke

Hawaii or Alaska? That’s a choice? Hawaii!

Finish this sentence:  If I could meet anyone in the world, past or present, it would be __my spouse in 1981._________________

If I had just one wish, it would be__so private there’s no way I’d ever say it out loud._______________________________________

If I could trade places with anyone in the world, it would be __Nope. I’ll stay me, thanks._____

Thanks for a great interview, EJ!  Folks, EJs latest book THE THRILL OF THE HAUNT is in bookstores TODAY! Check it out!

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Friday, November 1, 2013

We welcome Jenn McKinlay!


My Guest today is Jenn McKinlay: New York Times Best Selling Author of theCupcake Bakery Mysteries and the Library Lover's Mysteries!





R: Welcome, Jenn. Tell us a bit about yourself and how you became interested in writing.


The family occupation is that of librarian.  My mother was a librarian, I became one and I met my husband when we were both working in one.  The love of books and reading is so much a part of me that writing just seemed like a natural progression.  Of course, I was sixteen and went to see the movie Romancing the Stone before it actually clicked in my head that being an author was a career choice.


R: What writers in your genre would you say have made the greatest influence on your writing?


In the mystery genre at large, I have been most influenced by Harlan Coben, Robert Crais and Janet Evanovich.  In traditional mysteries specifically, I was influenced in my teens by Agatha Christie, Victoria Holt, and Elizabeth Peters.


R:  You write three very different series, and two  more under pseudonyms. What inspired each and which is your favorite?


Oh, picking a fave series is like picking a fave child.  Impossible!  Like children they annoy me equally on different days.  Seriously, my fave is whichever one I’m writing at the moment because that’s the world in which I’m currently immersed.


The cupcake series was inspired by a sudden awareness of cupcakes everywhere.  The library series, well, that’s where I’ve lived all my life, so it was a natural fit.  The London hat shop, honestly, I’m an Anglophile who really needed a vacation, so I pitched and thankfully, my publisher bought it so I could have a nice vacay in London. 


As for the other two series, written under the names Lucy Lawrence and Josie Belle, those were writer for hire projects that the publisher offered to me – probably because I kept submitting ideas to them and I wouldn’t go away.  I think they were hoping to shake me loose.  No such luck!


R: Tell us about your latest release, READ IT AND WEEP!


This was one of my favorite books to write!  It’s set around a local production of Shakespeare’s  A Midsummer Night’s Dream.  Murder and mayhem strike the Briar Creek Community Theater stage as accidents befall the set and the actors.  Lindsey Norris, town librarian, must solve the mystery of who is trying to sabotage the show before it’s curtains for them all! 


R:  Do you have an “how I got my agent” story you’d like to share?  How did you feel when you got the call your first novel had sold?


I actually wrote three romantic comedies for Harlequin before I busted into mysteries.  My first call came three months after my son was born.  I was holding him and an editor from Harlequin called and said they wanted to buy my book.  I said, “What book?”  It was a book I had submitted a year, yes, a WHOLE year before.  She said, “Hmm, people usually scream about now.”  I said, “I can’t.  It would wake the baby.”


R: What’s a must have for you when you are writing? What aids the creative process?


Coffee.  I drink about 6-8 cups/day.


R: What is one thing your readers would be most surprised to know about you?


I swear like a drunken sailor on shore leave.  Isn’t that terrible for a cozy author?  I get all these emails telling me how nice it is that I write “clean” books with no foul language and all I can think is WTF?  Is swearing really so wrong?  Yeah, I know, I am working on it.  In the meantime, I figure my swear jar will pay for my sons’ college tuition.


R: What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 


Drunk or sober?  Hard to say.  It’s a pretty long list either way since I tend not make my decisions out of fear or common sense.



R: What do you hope readers will most take away from your writing?


If I can get a grin or a belly laugh out of a reader, then it’s all good.


R: What are you working on at the moment / next?

ON BORROWED TIME, the fifth library lover’s mystery.

R: Are you a plotter or a pantser?

Reformed pantser, solid plotter now.

R: What do you do when you’re not writing? Any hobbies or party tricks? :)

Skateboarding, hiking, and gardening are my outside hobbies.  Knitting and reading are my inside ones.

R: Where can we find out more about you and your work?

www.jennmckinlay.com  I used to be on facebook and twitter more, but now I only pop in occasionally on a professional page.  It occurred to me, while freaking out over a deadline, that my two most precious commodities are time and privacy, so I have become more respectful  of them.

R: Do you have any advice for beginning writers?


Write every single day.  Period.


R: If you weren’t a writer, what would you be doing?


My happy place is the library, so I am quite sure I would be in one somewhere – hopefully, in a castle in Tuscany.  Yeah, that would be cool.



Just for Fun:

Night or Day?  Night.

Dog or Cat? (answer carefully)  I have both, so fish (I have one of those, too).

Beach or Pool?   Beach.

Steak or salad?  Salad.

Favorite Drink?  Coca-Cola (which is why I never buy it).

Favorite Book?  Phonebook (it’s where I get character names).

Favorite TV Series?  Buffy.

Favorite Movie?  Romancing the Stone (naturally).

Favorite Actor:  It changes depending upon what movie I’ve just seen.

Favorite Actress:  See above.

Dirty Martini or Pina Colada?  Dirty Martini, and keep them coming!

Hawaii or Alaska? I’ve been to Hawaii but I’d love to see Alaska one day.

Finish this sentence:  If I could meet anyone in the world, past or present, it would be __Ameila Earhart_________________

If I had just one wish, it would be______long, healthy, happy lives for my loved ones.___________________________________

If I could trade places with anyone in the world, it would be __Nope. I’m thoroughly good._____


Thanks for a great interview!



ROCCO

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Saturday, October 26, 2013

KNTR author DAN FIORELLA in the house!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Meow, our guest today is another KNTR anthology author, Dan Fiorella!

Dan Fiorella lives in New York.  Downtown New York.  Very downtown New York.  Okay, he lives in Staten Island. He’s written for the "Prairie Home Companion" radio show, MAD magazine, All-Star Radio, “The Start of Something Big” with Steve Allen and the “Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes 2” video game. Dan was Dear Dottie for the Weekly World News and Traveling Editor for Cracked magazine. He has a lovely wife and three wonderful daughters who read these things.  He posts on this website at www.danFiorella.com and enjoys writing about himself in the third person.


R:  Meow, welcome Dan! Tell us a bit about yourself and how you became interested in writing.

I was a child of TV, old movies and comedy.  I loved sketch comedy; Carol Burnett, Abbott & Costello, the Little Rascals, Laurel & Hardy, Bugs Bunny, Laugh-In.    TV just exposed me do all these great, silly things.  I would write sketches for grade school projects and student assemblies.  They were awful, just blatant rip-offs of “Who’s on First” or Bob Newhart routines.   Once for a school oratory contest, instead of memorizing “Casey at the Bat” or “The Raven,” I did Bill Cosby’s Fat Albert routine from “Wonderfulness.”  I would write sketches or draw comics just to do it.  I had this itch and it was the only way to scratch it.

R:  How did you hear about Kids Need to Read? 

That would be via our beloved editor, Christiana Miller.  Her career path crossed Nathan Fillion’s at some point and she became aware of his charity work.  She decided that, if we were going to do this thing, they should be the recipient.

R: Tell us about your story in the KNTR anthology, LOVE AND OTHE DISTRACTIONS.  What was the inspiration?

Well, I had published my book, LOST CLAUS, on Amazon and was debating what to do next.  I’m a member of an internet BBS, Writer’s Action, and we were discussing ebooks and such (which is what inspired me to attempt it in the first place) and the idea of an anthology was first suggested.  It seemed like a nice idea but it didn’t seem to concern me.  Then they decided that there should be a theme and it would be (at the time) Valentine’s Day.  So they were kicking around title ideas.  I tossed out “Cupid is as Cupid Does” (wacky, right?) but that all set something to simmering.  CLAUS was about a crime noir detective solving a Christmas mystery.  Why couldn’t he solve a Valentine’s Day mystery?  Some ideas fell into place and next thing I knew, I was writing a short story.   So I withdrew my title suggestion from consideration and grabbed it back for myself.  My other suggestion, “Valentine’s Day Reservations” was not used. L

R:  Tell us about your comedy mystery novel, LOST CLAUS. What inspired that.

The classic Christmas movies and TV specials.  Also, a fondness for those “fish-out-of-water” type comedies.  Somehow, the idea of Santa going missing came up, and I liked the idea of a Santa story but without Santa.  Along came the thought of an outsider, someone way out of his element.  Someone needed to find Santa.  And I had watched enough Bogart and “Maltese Falcon” to recognize who that someone should be.  Thus was born the hard-boiled PI, Nick Flebber, down on his luck and willing to take any case.  And this is what falls in his lap.  And they paid up-front in cash.  Anyway, that was a screenplay.  It actually got optioned by Warner Bros. but then that all fell apart.  It sat in my drawer for await, then figured it might make a cute prose story and things kinda went from there.

R: which do you find more challenging as an author, screenplays or novels and why?

Novels, far and away.  You ever try to do a sight gag in a novel?  Or a spit take?


R: What writers would you say have made the greatest influence on your writing?
It’s an eclectic mix.  And my writing would always change and mimic who I last discovered.  But, again, Abbott & Costello (and their writer John Grant) for word play.  Wood Allen.  Monty Python.  Oh, and Joseph Heller and “Catch-22.”  It was assigned reading in high school and it just opened my mind to the fact that “literature” could be wacky and funny and absurd.  I mimicked the style in the book report I had to write for it and the concept that school work could be funny was amazing for me.   

R: What’s a must have for you when you are writing? What aids the creative process?
The Staten Island Ferry.  I’ve done so much of my writing on the commute to and from work.  Some paper, a pencil and a clear 30 minute trip before me to simply zone out and scribble away.

R: What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 

Well, my family would say “trying to be a writer.”  I’m a very low-key person, bordering on shut-in.  But a while back there was a comedy club contest for the “Funniest New Yorker” and I signed up for that and performed stand-up comedy.  What was I thinking?  From that I learned that I’m more comfortable behind a keyboard than a mike.
R: What is your next project?  
Well, because I enjoyed writing “Cupid” so much, I pulled out an old story of mine and novelized it into another Nick Flebber story, SPACE CASE.  Spoiler alert: no holidays are involved!  I considered CLAUS a one-and-done, but the short story was so much fun, I thought I’d have another go.  Besides, I’ve learned that any decent ebook author has to have a series going, so I’m hoping to do a couple more as part of my new “The Nick Files” series (~Plug~).  But I’ve got so many stories sitting on my hard drive and all this independent publishing is a real delight in that they might finally see the light of day.
R: Are you a plotter or a pantser?
Pantser, all the way.  I’m a horrible outliner.  It always feels like writing the book report for a book that doesn’t exist yet.  I need a premise, the characters, some set pieces and an ending.  I really can’t start going without knowing where I’m headed.  I might end up taking the scenic route there, but I need that target destination.
R: What do you do when you’re not writing? Any hobbies or party tricks? :)
In lieu of party tricks and hobbies, I have a family.  Wife and three girls, now grown.  Along with a job, that eats up a lot of time.  Also, the dog.  I’m still a TV-holic, but even now I find myself watching classic movies over newer fare.
R: Where can we find out more about you and your work?  
Oh, I’m going to get all linky on you now!  There’s my website, www.danfiorella.com, which leads to my blog and my Nick Files site.  I’m over on the Facebook and have an author site as well.  And I got one of them there Amazon Author pages.  Sometimes I’m on the subway, shouting.
R: Do you have any advice for beginning writers?

They always say “write what you know” but it’s more like “write what you like.”  There’s no way to predict the market, no way to chase a trend.  Write what you would want to read .  There’s no guarantees that it’ll sell anyway, so it might as well be something you enjoy and enjoyed doing.  And if it does sell, well, better to be stuck continuing on something you wanted to do than have to deal with something you just churned out.  Hey, that’s pretty good, I should write that down.


Just for Fun:
Night or Day?  .
Day…especially around naptime.
Dog or Cat? (answer carefully) 
Dog.  Or very canine cats.
Beach or Pool?  
Pool. 
Steak or salad? 
Steak.
Favorite Drink? 
Coke.
Favorite Book? 
Harry Potter.
Favorite TV Series? 
Saturday Night Live.
Favorite Movie? 
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein.
Favorite Actor:
Tom Hanks
Favorite Actress:
Sandra Bullock
Dirty Martini or Pina Colada?
Pina Colada
Hawaii or Alaska?
Hawaii
Finish this sentence:  If I could meet anyone in the world, past or present, it would be __David Letterman__
If I had just one wish, it would be__to see that my family is provided for__
If I could trade places with anyone in the world, it would be ___me in the alternate universe where I’m fabulously successful.  Failing that, Mark Evanier._